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"the Doctor raised his long pole and speared downwards"

DOCTOR WHO AND THE DEADLY ASSASSIN
by Terrance Dicks

First published 20 October 1977 (1), between The Invisible Enemy Parts Three and Four (2)

In Running through Corridors 2, Rob Shearman observes how all the Time Lord mythology that suddenly rears its head in Part Four comes completely out of leftfield. It’s only the fact that subsequent Gallifrey stories returned to that mythology that, in retrospect, lends it a bit of weight (3). Since the novelisation also predates ‘The Invasion of Time’, that mythology’s still all up for grabs, so what does Dicks decide is worth preserving for posterity?

    Well, not the 13-incarnation limit for a start. It gets hinted at once, the elderly witness at the Doctor’s trial (the one who heard the Doctor say ‘they’ll kill him!’) attributing his poor hearing to ‘the end of [his] twelfth regeneration’ (4), but it’s never specifically stated, unlike on TV, that the twelfth regeneration is the final one (5). Indeed, the fact that the elderly Time Lord is approaching the end of an incarnation is explanation enough for his decrepitude in light of Engin’s earlier reflections on his next regeneration being ‘long overdue’ (6), his ‘present body […] almost worn-out’ (7) and only sufficient because his duties are physically undemanding.

    Instead, the focus is wholly on the ‘regeneration cycle’, and it doesn’t seem as simple as a 13-and-out set-up. Observing the Master’s ‘extremely decayed’ body, Spandrell presumes he must have ‘come to the end of his regeneration cycle prematurely’ (8). This suggests a Time Lord’s lifespan and the number of times they can regenerate aren’t necessarily connected – the Master has used up all his incarnations thanks to his lifestyle (9) and, instead of that simply leading to an early death, that has left him trapped in a decaying body rather than simply dead. What’s more, just as Elgin’s been shown to cling on to bodies past the point when it’s implied others would choose to regenerate, so it seems the demise of the final incarnation is similarly a choice, at least to some extent. The Master is able to keep going in his final body, even as it starts to putrefy, and it is only once he has ‘triggered the end of his regeneration cycle’ that his final death becomes inevitable (10).

    The Master’s plan to extend his life makes the details of regeneration even murkier than that. On TV, all he’s seeking to do is ‘regenerate himself’ (11), to get one further incarnation, and, though it’s not wholly clear, that requires he release the power of the Eye of Harmony and stand in its vicinity wearing the sash of Rassilon; in the novelisation, he’s attempting ‘to renew [his] regeneration cycle’ (12), presumably granting himself a whole new lifespan with however many incarnations that involves, and that, rather more clearly, involves stealing steal the Eye of Harmony (13) and bunging it in his Tardis (14). There’s two possibly interrelated issues here: firstly, it’s explicitly a renewal he’s after rather than the second regeneration mentioned in ‘The Five Doctors’ and seen in ‘The Time of the Doctor’ (15), which suggests a Time Lord’s lifespan is something that recharges rather than extends; secondly, the energy required to recharge one Time Lord is the same as ‘the power of the whole of Gallifrey’, said to be the same as the power that allows them to travel through time (16). Setting aside the remarkable suggestion that each Time Lord is somehow equivalent to their entire home planet, does this mean that the ability to regenerate is somehow connected with time travel?

    Dicks also has some very specific ideas about Gallifreyan society. Holmes, writing the scripts, had, according to Shannon Sullivan, decided to portray the Time Lords as ‘a decaying, corrupt and stagnant civilisation’ (17) and that, according to Holmes himself, led him to take inspiration from ‘scholastic’ institutions (18). Reviewing the novelisation, however, Andrew Feryok finds himself reminded of Hogwarts, the wizards’ school in the Harry Potter series (19), partly because of how the Chapters seem chiefly motivated by rivalry with all the other Chapters (20) and partly because each Chapter seems to have a distinct personality of its own (21).

    Assuming Dicks has deliberately taken Holmes’s university trappings and made them more closely resemble a private secondary school (22), and considering his now long-standing habit of taking Robert Holmes scripts and sharpening their attack on the British ruling classes, this has to be read as a comment on the ‘aristocracy’, especially as he labels the Time Lords as such (23). It has the obvious advantage of painting them specifically as childish and makes sense of the odd detail that all the chancellery guards are selected from the ‘oldest families’ (24) – they’re prefects, and nasty ones at that, the sort who take pleasure in torturing helpless victims (25) but are utterly incapable of doing their jobs, as when the Doctor gives them the runaround in the cloisters.

    More significantly, a private school is a decidedly more exclusive, cossetted and nepotistic environment, pretty much by definition, than a university, fitting more seamlessly the increasingly clear hallmarks of Dicks’s preferred portrayal of ‘decaying, corrupt and stagnant’ civilisations. These are institutions that embrace ‘a complex web of family and political alliances’ (26) and boast of steering their wards towards their ‘unavoidable destiny’ (27), as well as being a better fit for the Doctor’s accusation of ‘the endless accumulation of second-hand knowledge that would never be used’ (28).

    Finally, there’s the matter of the Doctor’s departure from Gallifrey. We’re still in ‘bored’ (29) territory, what with the Doctor’s ‘steadily growing […] frustration’ at the Time Lord way of life, but now a mysterious ‘final crisis’ (30), referred to by Runcible as a ‘scandal’ (31), provoked his ‘borrowing’ a Tardis and legging it. Is this Dicks’s version of the Cartmel masterplan? Something from the Doctor’s past to constantly hint at but never reveal after he, alongside Malcolm Hulke, personally blew away the original version of that in ‘The War Games’? If so, he’d clearly forgotten by the time of ‘State of Decay’ and ‘The Five Doctors’.

    Against this suggestion of a meaningful ‘rebellion’ though is the manner in which, on receiving a premonition of the President’s assassination, he dumps Sarah and returns to Gallifrey because ‘at heart he was still a Time Lord’ (32). However much he may rail against them, as when he suspects their involvement in Doctor Who and the Brain of Morbius, he’s still willing to drop everything not only to help his people in times of crisis but to protect their institutions and ceremonies – identifying as a Time Lord is even more explicitly not the same as identifying as a Gallifreyan in the novelisation. In other words, once a toff, always a toff. That was all very well with Pertwee’s Doctor, and it’s basically the reason given in Doctor Who and the Mutants for his immediately heading off to Solos, but Dicks always gave the impression of liking Tom Baker’s Doctor.

    A solution seems possible by looking at Spandrell. He’s not tarnished with the same callow childishness with which Dicks portrays the Time Lords in general, presenting an ‘unusually broad and muscular’ physique (33), and he’s clearly presented as sympathetic, a man of ‘integrity and […] efficiency’ (34). What makes him different is ‘his blunt no-nonsense manner’ and his engagement with ‘the underside of Time Lord life’, a domestic path equivalent to the Doctor’s universal wanderings. Maybe Dicks’s disdain for the ruling classes isn’t so much to do with their privilege but simply with their tendency towards Skybases and ivory towers? It may not be as radical as the apparent message behind Dicks’s last few novelisations, but it is still a critique and one which builds on Doctor Who and the Carnival of Monsters, that the aristocracy will just go round in circles, smothering all progress, if left to their own devices: the ruling classes are actively engaged in the isolation from wider society that makes them such a pernicious force.

Dicksisms

‘A strange, wheezing, groaning sound shattered the silence, and a battered blue box appeared’, but the only other wheezing this time comes from Engin

A lovely description of the Master: ‘the crawling horror of his ravaged features’

‘As Goth disappeared under the water the Doctor raised his long pole and speared downwards, pinning Goth's body to the muddy bed of the lagoon. There was frantic kicking and thrashing and bubbling as Goth churned up the water in his efforts to escape. Grimly, the Doctor bore down on the pole, using the last vestiges of his strength to hold Goth under’ – Jesus Christ! And Mary Whitehouse thought the TV episodes were rough

Height Attack

‘Goth was tall, handsome, immensely impressive in his elaborate robes’, Borusa is ‘A tall, hawk-faced old man’ and, obviously, Tom Baker’s ‘A tall figure’.

Meanwhile, the Panopticon is a ‘huge building’, but the Eye of Harmony’s only ‘almost as tall as a man’, which is… underwhelming

1 tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_and_the_Deadly_Assassin_(novelisation)

2 epguides.com/DoctorWho

3 ‘the later efforts of producers Graham Williams and John Nathan-Turner make those bits of mythology seem solid and credible […] imagine what this might have felt like if, at the end of the following season, Williams hadn’t returned to Gallifrey and cemented it all […] the conclusion to The Deadly Assassin would just be cryptic mumbo-jumbo’

Toby Hadoke and Robert Shearman, Running through Corridors 2

4 ‘I'm nearing the end of my twelfth regeneration, you know’

5 And let’s not even get into the fact that ‘regeneration’ in Doctor Who and the Deadly Assassin is used as the term both for the act of changing body and for each of those bodies. The word ‘incarnation’ doesn’t appear once. I’m assuming the elderly Time Lord is stating that his 13th incarnation is coming to its end

6 ‘His next and probably final regeneration was long overdue. But Engin constantly refused to take the time away from his duties, insisting that since he never left the computer area anyway, his present body would serve for a year or two yet’

7 ‘Engin's present body was almost worn-out now, and he was bent and shrunken with age, his hair snowy-white, his face wrinkled like an old apple’

8 ‘The body was extremely decayed. It's a wonder he stayed alive so long. One can only presume that he had come to the end of his regeneration cycle prematurely’

9 ‘Constant pressure, constant danger. Accelerated regenerations used as disguise... He was simply burnt out’ – I’m not quite sure what ‘Accelerated regeneration’ are (whether it means he’s brought on unnecessary regenerations or employed mayfly incarnations – but I like the idea that the Master is so reckless that, even though he’s been seen to be a master of disguise with an inexhaustible supply of latex, he’s used up whole lives for the sake of the particular scams

10 ‘If the Master had triggered the end of his regeneration cycle, no plan could postpone his death’. On TV, there’s the far simpler statement that ‘After the twelfth regeneration, there is no plan that will postpone death’ (chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/14-3.htm)

11 ‘All he needs now is the Great Key and he can regenerate himself’

chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/14-3.htm

12 ‘any attempt to renew the regeneration cycle would call for colossal amounts of energy’

13 ‘he had come, not to admire the Eye of Harmony, but to steal it’

14 ‘When I bear this back to my TARDIS, it will give me supreme power over the Universe’

15 ‘Regeneration. A complete new life cycle’ (chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/20-7.htm) and ‘A whole new regeneration cycle’ (chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/33-16.html) respectively

16 ‘about as much as we use to power the time travel facility. In other words the power of the whole of Gallifrey’

17 ‘He decided to show that the Time Lords' previous manifestations masked a decaying, corrupt and stagnant civilisation’

Shannon Sullivan, A Brief History of Time (Travel), shannonsullivan.com/drwho/serials/4p.html

18 ‘People have often asked me whether I based the Time Lord society on religious grounds, rather like the Vatican with Cardinals etcetera. But I saw it more as scholastic. I mean, you have you colleges of learning. Deans and all that’

Robert Holmes, quoted from an unknown source in In-Vision, Issue Eighteen; p.6

19 ‘I was struck by the similarities between Gallifreyan society and Hogwarts! Think about it, the different aristocratic houses are very similar to the different sorting houses at the wizarding school’

Andrew Feryok, ‘Welcome Home’; a review of Doctor Who and the Deadly Assassin on Doctor Who Ratings Guide

20 ‘The members of each Chapter were bound together by a complex web of family and political alliances, and by one overriding purpose—to compete with all the rival Chapters’

21 ‘of all the different Chapters, the Prydonians were the most aristocratic, the most powerful, and the most ruthless’ – this Andrew Feryok sees as making ‘the Doctor's own Prydonian order […] mirror the Gryffendor house in the Harry Potter series’ (Andrew Feryok, ‘Welcome Home’)

22 Which I know should technically, speaking of England and Wales, be termed a public school for reasons that are all about their historical role and not at all about taking the piss

23 ‘The Time Lords were themselves a kind of aristocracy. Relatively few inhabitants of Gallifrey were of Time Lord rank’

24 ‘keen alert young soldiers, hand-picked from the oldest families on Gallifrey’

25 Hildred: ‘Spandrell looked after him with disgust. It was bad enough that they were sometimes forced to use such methods. To enjoy the process was unforgivable’

26 ‘The members of each Chapter were bound together by a complex web of family and political alliances’

27 ‘He remembered his youth on Gallifrey, the long years of training to fit him for the place on the High Council that seemed his unavoidable destiny’

28 ‘He remembered the steadily growing build-up of anger and frustration in his own mind at the never-ending ceremonials and elaborately costumed rituals, the endless accumulation of second-hand knowledge that would never be used’

29 ‘JAMIE: Why did you run away from them in the first place? 
DOCTOR: What? Well, I was bored.’

chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/6-7.htm

30 ‘A final crisis had provoked rebellion. He had 'borrowed' the TARDIS and fled through Time and Space, determined to see the Universe for himself’

31 ‘you were involved in some scandal, later on’

32 ‘Returning because, after all the long years of rebellion, at heart he was still a Time Lord!’

33 ‘unusually broad and muscular for a Time Lord’

34 ‘Spandrell was a tough, sardonic character, made cynical by long years in Security. He had seen too much of the underside of Time Lord life to have any illusions about it, and his blunt no-nonsense manner had upset many a self-important Government official. Spandrell survived because of his integrity and his efficiency’

Proto-L’Officier

‘After many adventures there had come capture, exile to Earth, and at last freedom again—his reward for dealing with the terrible Omega crisis’

Miscellania

‘There was something curiously pathetic about the sprawled outline that marked the place of his death’ – too right

‘All it says here is, "Refer to Omega file"—and that's restricted. High Council only’ – ‘The Three Doctors’ gets a reference, unlike on TV, and sets up Borusa’s later solution to the events of this story

‘They used to call me the Doctor...’ – not Theta Sigma then?

‘Sol 3—in Mutters Spiral. Interesting little planet, I understand. Been visited by several of our graduates...’ – Earth gets a little bump in its seeming importance

‘it is our inviolable custom for an incoming President to pardon all political prisoners’ – is an assassin a political prisoner?

‘Spandrell appeared, the Doctor and Hildred close behind’ – he’s the fastest out of those three??

‘Grotesquely, both soldier and horse were wearing gas masks’ – why is that grotesque? Does it make me odd

that I ask?

The inside of the Matrix is ‘an endless vista of condensers and giant solid-state circuits’

‘The Doctor flung himself down, cupped his hands in the water and started to drink./ His lips were actually touching the water, when he saw the dead fish floating just below the surface of the pool’ – has he started drinking it or not?

‘Spandrell fired again, and again, and the body jerked and lay still’ – this is becoming a bit of a Target staple, after Doctor Who and the Mutants and Doctor Who and the Ark in Space

‘The retiring President told me... wasn't going to name me his successor. Thought I was too ambitious...’ – and there’s that Target trope again

The Master’s back on form: ‘You do not understand hatred, as I understand it. Only hate keeps me alive. Why else should I endure this?’

‘it wasn't so easy to shoot a man who was already dead’ – I don’t know what to make of this line. On the one hand, it’s a sympathetic position – he’s been sent to mutilate a corpse; a bit of revulsion seems only human. On the other hand, we’ve already had Spandrell tell Hildred off for enjoying a bit of torture, so it might simply be a comment on the latter’s incompetence

‘A very interesting exposition, Doctor’ – Hah!

‘The Doctor stared abstractedly at an ornate grand-father clock which stood near the TARDIS’ – as you do

‘For a moment the clock-face turned into a familiar skull-like face, lips curled in a mocking smile’ – why has Dicks decided to make this literal??

the scene of the crime
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