Doctor Who's Putrid Ham
A quest through the Dr Who novelisations
"The excellent ham of Doctor Who is more than a little off"
1974 Times Literary Supplement review of Doctor Who and the Crusaders (quoted from David J Howe's The Target Book)
"Path of obedience, indeed. Victoria had her own ideas about that"
DOCTOR WHO AND THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN
by Terrance Dicks
First published 21 November 1974 (1), between Planet of the Spiders and Robot (2)
Height Attack
The Yeti ‘was massive, about seven or eight feet tall’
It’s book number one! It’s the first out-of-time Doctor in the novelisations (perhaps in any form), building up nicely to the TV show shedding the trappings of the last five years! And, disappointingly, there’s not a lot to be said about it. Dicks is as usual immaculately clear and pacy, but he doesn’t seem to be making any special effort for this special occasion.
One possible exception to this, based entirely on my reading of one line in Running Through Corridors, is that, where the TV serial throws suspicion around the monastery a bit about who is the Great Intelligence’s agent (3), the novelisation makes it clear from the start that Padmasambvha is the inside man. This might be because Dicks feels there is greater tension in the reader being ahead of the characters, but there’s quite a bit of evidence, thanks the way the book’s many Jackanory-style moments are employed to make sure the reader is definitely up to speed and absolutely clear on what’s happening, that he views the alternative as too complicated for his readers.
The sphere’s journey across the monastery in search of the deactivated Yeti gives the longest running example of this - it starts with an assurance that it will ‘get there in the end’ (4); includes reminders, such as ‘“That sphere couldn’t have moved off on its own” […] the little silver sphere was doing exactly that’ (5); and provides a final reinforcement after it’s happened - ‘the catastrophe they feared had already happened’ (6) – but see also anything involving hypnosis (7). It would appear that Dicks’s special effort for this special occasion solely comprises of decluttering the stories of the past.
What’s thrown into greatest relief, then, by this first step outside the Pertwee era, and therefore the Letts/Dicks, era, is Dicks himself. It’s easy on TV to pass over the way he has a very particular view of the Doctor, partly because of how the character is so filtered through the actor and other creative figures and partly because he won. It feels more obvious in the books, partly because he’s the only writer so far to not call him Doctor Who. In fact he stresses that the character’s ‘known only as the Doctor’ (8).
Like Barry Letts in Doctor Who and the Dæmons, Dicks seems to want a Time Lord in the Tom Baker mould (probably unsurprisingly since he’s the actor they actually cast in the role), combining the clearly superhuman traits Pertwee brought to the fore, such as sensing ‘alien evil’ (9), displaying ‘amazing strength’ (10) and proving able ‘to tamper with the mind’ (11) with a personality that swings between acting ‘like a small boy’ (12) and radiating ‘something of the serenity of the holy ones’ (13), plus the ability to assume authority only when he chooses (14). This is also a Doctor less didactic than Pertwee, influencing attitudes rather than teaching specific behaviours (15), and rather more worldly, coming across as genuinely ‘amazed’ rather than just patronising when reacting to Jamie and Victoria’s ignorance of the ghanta (16).
More than the Doctor, though, Dicks creates the role of the companion. This has some problems. The most obvious is that, as El Sandifer observes, ‘He’s crap with women’ (17). And, just to make sure you don’t think she’s being harsh, here’s Terry himself: ‘Somewhat to my disgust, there was the onset of feminism’ (18). Even as a joke, and it must be said he does look like he’s barely concealing a wry smile as he says it, it does suggest he’s not overly concerned with how female characters might translate as role models. And there are many passages in Doctor Who and the Abominable Snowmen that make you think he wasn’t joking, from the Doctor’s unspoken collusion with Jamie to keep his fear of danger from Victoria at the beginning (19) to the Doctor’s internal assessment of Victoria’s uselessness at the end (20). And Dicks definitely isn’t just setting the Doctor up as overbearing, what with Victoria’s expressions of fear (21), her childlike tugging at and clutching of Jamie whenever faced with danger (22) and her assessment of her situation at the Yeti cave entrance which so closely mirrors the Doctor’s verdict on her uselessness at the end (23).
Luckily, that Dicks quote from the Time Warrior DVD can be extended - his disgust at feminism is apparently due simply to not being able to get away with just strapping the heroine to circular saws and railway tracks any more (24), not any deeply held antipathy to gender inequality. In other words, he’s just annoyed at having to do more with the female companion than simply use her as ‘a plot device’ (25), a tendency seldom more obvious than when Victoria escapes her cell, is then ‘uncertain what to do with herself once she was free’ (26) and ends up stumbling on Padmasambvha. Yes, she’s a peril-monkey who does things simply because the plot needs them to happen (an idea inserted into the series’ DNA by Sydney Newman before it had even started (27)) but, importantly, she does things rather than just having them done to her – even the most transparent example of her lack of agency, when hypnotised by the Great Intelligence to keep begging to leave the monastery (28), only came about because she’d conspired to be ‘the first in many hundred years to look upon the face of Padmasambvha’ (29), surely a remarkable achievement even if it doesn’t go well for her (he is, admittedly, responsible for drawing her into the Inner Sanctum but only once Victoria’s escaped and wandered that far herself).
Even if she does end up falling prey to the villain, she’s a character motivated by curiosity (30), thrill-seeking (31) - she actually jumps up and down with excitement (32) - and such a sense of ‘mischief’ (33) that the monks dub her a ‘devil-girl’ (34). Ideally she would tread a constant tightrope, ‘half-fearful, half-fascinated’ (35); sadly, she manically bounces between the extremes. However, this is a massive improvement on Hulke and Letts’s treatments of the female lead - both featured strong female characters in their books (Miss Dawson, and indeed Miss Travis, got an improved presence in Doctor Who and the Cave-Monsters; Doctor Who and the Dæmons made Miss Hawthorne the alter-Doctor) but both also obliterated the female companion (completely in Hulke’s case; Letts, meanwhile, simply reduced Jo to a simpering lump of loyalty).
El Sandifer’s defence of Dicks is that, despite the issues in his worldview, his ‘tendency to shy away from the definitive’ allows a ‘pragmatic ambivalence’ that ‘lets him change his mind and move forward’ (36), which I interpret as her basically saying that Dicks’s instinct is to always keep his options open, never committing to fully projecting his own attitudes and so able to adjust to his audience (I say interpret; I mean rephrase). I’d go further. Dicks won’t allow anything to compromise a story and here, stepping outside the Pertwee era for the first time and finding himself confronted with a female companion who must act of her own accord in ways which drive the plot forwards, he accepts that and embraces it. If Victoria’s going to do adventurous things, she’s going to be an adventurous character.
And so, despite a pair of opening descriptions which very much get the companions the wrong way round (37), Dicks can’t help but make Victoria a contrast Jamie; it’s Jamie who loyally hunts for the ghanta as the Doctor instructed but it’s Victoria who actually allows the story to move forwards by finding it (38) and it’s Victoria who’s ‘entranced’ to find herself in the Himalayas whilst Jamie parochially asserts the patent untruth that ‘there were bigger and better mountains at home in Scotland’ (39). Yes, Jamie gets his moment to shine, leading a group of monks in capturing a Yeti (40), but he only does it because the Doctor requests it, never actually engaging in the situation except at his friend’s prompting. Victoria, meanwhile, can’t help but keep engaging with her surroundings just to keep at bay the seemingly constant threat of encroaching boredom that comes from within her (41).
This isn’t such a surprise if we consider Dicks’s views on companions instead of his views on heroines: ‘the companions have a practical use in that it enables you to split the story from time to time’ (42). This makes the companion a second protagonist when they are separated from the Doctor, and it is Victoria, not Jamie (who I don’t think ever leaves his side), who enjoys that privilege. Accordingly, since she is performing the same function as the Doctor in her plot-strand, she has moments which mirror him: playing on Jamie’s wish to not appear afraid when she wants to explore, much as the Doctor later does with the Great Intelligence when he wishes to confront it (43); or needing to be talked into a more sensible course of action when her enthusiasm inclines another way (44).
Whatever Dicks may say (and, indeed, whatever he might do, as there are some horrible bits around Victoria in here), by making the leap that the second protagonist should be a mini-Doctor (one that shares his characteristics, just not his knowledge and experience) he rewrites Newman’s ‘kid’ into the most frequently reoccurring future companion-type, maybe a bit low in the mix with Sarah and Leela, but more obvious in K9 and Romana and then as an actual character arc for Ace (if plans for Season 27 are to be believed – they probably aren’t – or if you followed the New Adventures), Rose and Clara (45), characters where their becoming increasingly like the Doctor is actively highlighted.
Tory Who
‘Victoria, like most girls of her time, had had a rather sheltered upbringing’ – I’m really not sure that this is true of MOST of the girls of her time, what with all the ones who had to work from a young age or look after the endless children in the slum as the mothers worked. Then there’s all the prostitutes
‘It was in the nature of females to be contrary’ – I know this is from Jamie’s point of view, but still…
1 http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_and_the_Abominable_Snowmen
2 http://epguides.com/DoctorWho/
3 ‘Professor Travers still has “bad guy” written all over him, hasn’t he? He has a line where he seems to give himself away (Now I must make a… find out for sure”) […] We’re never allowed to shake the feeling that Travers is hiding something’
Rob Shearman and Toby Hadoke, Running Through Corridors 1
4 ‘It had a long way to go. The Great Hall was in a distant part of the Monastery. But it would get there in the end’
5 ‘“Well, one thing’s certain, Doctor,” she told him. “That sphere couldn’t have moved off on its own.” She had no idea that, in a corridor not far away, the little silver sphere was doing exactly that’
6 ‘Unaware that the catastrophe they feared had already happened, Jamie and the Doctor set off down the mountainside’
7 Dicks is also clearly very worried that readers will lose track of who’s hypnotised by who and why each hypnotised person’s doing what they’re doing: ‘The Abbot Songtsen was indeed busy about his preparations. Obeying the orders placed in his mind by Padmasambvha, who was himself performing the wishes of the Great Intelligence they both served’
8 ‘a mysterious traveller in Space and Time known only as the Doctor’ – a terrible half-portent of the Saward years
9 ‘For a moment he considered going straight back to the TARDIS. All around him he sensed the presence of some alien evil’
10 ‘Despite his modest size, the Doctor could exert amazing strength when he needed to’
11 ‘Jamie looked at him with respect. “I didna realise you could do that sort of thing, Doctor.” “I don’t like to do it, Jamie. It’s a serious thing to tamper with the mind. But in an emergency like this...”’
12 ‘He looked pleadingly at them, like a small boy begging to be allowed to go out and play’
13 ‘The face was gentle and relaxed with something of the serenity of the holy ones themselves about it’
14 ‘In times of crisis, his normally modest and unassuming personality took on a new force’
15 ‘“Don’t give up, whatever you do,” urged the Doctor. “It’s a splendid thing to have a dream... even if it does turn out to be a legend” […] “Do you think he’ll catch his Yeti, Doctor?” asked Victoria. “That doesn’t really matter,” said the Doctor gently. “The important thing is, he’s found his dream again”’
16 ‘“what’s a ghanta?” Victoria asked gently. The Doctor was amazed. “You mean you don’t know?”’
17 ‘He’s crap with women. I mean, really, properly crap, in a way that deserves far more criticism than it gets’
Elizabeth Sandifer, Tardis Eruditorum
www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/you-were-expecting-someone-else-25-made-of-steel
18 A smirking Terrance Dicks: ‘Somewhat to my disgust, there was the onset of feminism, you see. Now, Barry, Barry was okay with this, you know’
Beginning the End (The Time Warrior DVD)
19 ‘Jamie looked at him. “You’ve seen something, haven’t you? Out there?” The Doctor glanced quickly at Victoria. ‘Oh, nothing really, Jamie. Probably nothing”’
20 ‘“What about me?” asked Victoria. “What do I do?” “Nothing, I hope,” said the Doctor briskly. “But you never know. Something may turn up.” He hadn’t the heart to tell Victoria she was only being included in the expedition because she would find it even more frightening to be left on her own’ - surely that’s a set-up for her playing the crucial part in defeating the Intelligence. What other conceivable route could that possibly take? ‘Victoria watched helplessly’ apparently.
21 ‘Victoria shivered beside him in the darkness, wishing desperately that they’d never left the TARDIS’ AND ‘“Come back, Jamie,” she called. “You said we should go back to the TARDIS”’
22 ‘Victoria tugged urgently at his arm. “Jamie, what are we going to do?”’ AND ‘Victoria clutched Jamie’s arm in fear’
23 ‘Victoria decided that she was more frightened of being left outside than of going in’
24 A smirking Terrance Dicks: ‘Somewhat to my disgust, there was the onset of feminism, you see. Now, Barry, Barry was okay with this, you know. I feel the right place for the heroine is strapped to the circular saw, screaming her head off ‘til the Doctor comes to rescue her. Or the railway tracks, as the case may be, you see. But it was becoming obvious we couldn’t get away with that any more’ – I’d even go as far as saying this is a rather nice self-deprecating joke, ‘we couldn’t get away with that any more’ acknowledging it was a bit of a cheap move for making a plot work and his ‘disgust’ was more about having to work harder than anything else
Beginning the End (The Time Warrior DVD)
[www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Time-Warrior-DVD/dp/B000R20ZA6]
25 Terrance Dicks: ‘the companion is a plot device first and foremost and a character second’
‘“But Doctor?”-A Feminist Perspective on Doctor Who’ by Richard Wallace (Chapter Seven of Ruminations, Peregrinations and Regenerations, edited by Chris Hansen) quoting from Doctor Who Confidential (apparently, though I can’t for life of me track it down)
26 ‘Since her escape from the cell, Victoria had been […] uncertain what to do with herself once she was free’
27 Handwritten note by Sydney Newman to CE Webber on his concept notes for Doctor Who: ‘Need a kid to get into trouble, make mistakes’
www.bbc.co.uk/archive/doctorwho/6402.shtml
28 ‘“Doctor, there is great danger! You must take me away! You must take me away! Take me away!” This time there was an added note of sheer hysteria in her voice’
29 ‘Victoria was the first in many hundred years to look upon the face of Padmasambvha’
30 ‘Victoria peered curiously into the darkness of the cave mouth […] “Couldn’t we just have a quick look inside the cave?”’
31 ‘Victoria gave a little gasp of excitement. “Jamie! Perhaps it’s the Yeti”’
32 ‘Victoria jumped up and down in excitement’
33 ‘A look of mischief came over Victoria’s face. “Can’t we go to this Sanctum place, and take a peep at him?”’ AND, when she escapes the monks, ‘Victoria was on her feet, and by the door, her eyes sparkling with mischief’
34 ‘that devil-girl Victoria’
35 ‘Victoria walked towards it, half-fearful, half-fascinated’
36 ‘This ambivalence - a tendency to shy away from the definitive - is in some cases Dicks’s biggest weakness. It’s what leads to the “everybody is right and everybody is wrong” mealy-mouthed crap of The Monster of Peladon or Benny settling the dispute between the lords and peasants. But it’s equally one of his greatest strengths. Given Dicks’s intense suspicion of definitive and unyielding positions, when it comes time for Dicks to craft an idealized hero he ends up with one who is perpetually flexible, hedging, and ambivalent […]The pragmatic ambivalence of Dicks may blind him to genuinely ethically righteous points at times, but it also lets him change his mind and move forward’
Elizabeth Sandifer, Tardis Eruditorum
37 Victoria: ‘despite her initial timidity, she was discovering unexpected resources of courage inside herself’; Jamie: ‘He welcomed each new adventure with tremendous gusto’ – I mean, really? Has Dicks read the rest of the script yet or does he just novelise as he goes along? If anything, this is evidence that this is Dicks’s instinctive position on gender roles because it in no way reflects how they actually behave in the story
38 ‘Jamie went on rummaging in the chest. Victoria wandered over to the scanner and switched it on, hoping to see where the Doctor was off to’ – But then she’s the one who finds it after Jamie’s given up: ‘“Are you sure the trunk’s empty? Really empty?” […] Her fingers touched a scrap of cloth wedged in a corner’
39 Victoria: ‘Victoria looked entranced at the panorama of mountain scenery spread out before them‘; Jamie: ‘As far as Jamie was concerned there were bigger and better mountains at home in Scotland’
40 ‘Khrisong looked on, half resentful and half amused, as Jamie harried the monks into doing exactly what he wanted. “Och, no, ye great loon. The rope goes over there, and under here. Then tie it there. And make those knots good ones”’
41 Seriously, she’s constantly instantly bored: ‘“I’m getting very bored,” Victoria said. “Couldn’t we take a look outside?”’. Then there’s ‘Bored, and a little frightened, Victoria wandered round the echoing corridors’ and ‘Bored with waiting in her room’ – that’s the start of two consecutive paragraphs. And then there’s the indicator that she has truly recovered from her hypnosis: ‘I am glad you came and got me out of that cell. I was so bored...’. It’s the very core of her adventurous spirit
42 Terrance Dicks: ‘from a writer’s point of the view, the companions have a practical use in that it enables you to split the story from time to time’
More Than Thirty Years in the TARDIS
43 ‘Cunningly, Victoria continued, “Of course, if you’re afraid...”’ - A trick the Doctor later plays on the Great Intelligence: ‘“Why don’t you open those doors?” the Doctor said mockingly. “Afraid to face us, are you?”’
44 ‘Obediently Victoria started back down the mountainside. On second thoughts, she was rather pleased not to be going inside that dark cave’ AND ‘Obediently, the Doctor followed him’ when Jamie insists they go back to the monastery rather than investigate the signal.
45 Christopher Eccleston in Doctor Who Confidential (Series 1, Episode 4): ‘The notion is, the Doctor’s lonely and Rose is bored […] she loses all of her boredom when they meet’. See, Dicks’s Victoria is the model for the modern companion!
Dicksisms
‘a wheezing, groaning sound shattered the peace and stillness of the mountain air’
‘After a moment, a strange groaning noise echoed through the mountain air’
Are You Sitting Comfortably..?
‘As he did so, his sandalled foot came down on a little silver sphere, pressing it down further into the icy mud’
Miscellania
There’s been a greater paucity of doubles entendre than I expected, so this is admittedly a bit of a stretch: ‘Path of obedience, indeed. Victoria had her own ideas about that’
Tory Who or double entendre – you decide: ‘Not for the first time, Victoria’s well-developed lungs came to her rescue’
‘Actually neither of them were very impressed with Tibetan food. The pile of yellow rice, covered with strange meats and vegetables, had been palatable enough, especially since they were both ravenous with hunger. But the milkless, unsweetened tea with Yak butter floating in it had been too much for them’ – Who companions are very fussy eaters (well, there was that bit with Jo Grant in Doctor Who and the Day of the Daleks) – is it because they’re point-of-view characters for children?
‘I come from what you would call another dimension. I was exiled into yours, without physical substance; condemned to hover eternally between the stars. Then I made contact with the mind of Padmasambvha. He had journeyed further on the mental plane than any other of your kind. I tempted him, promised him knowledge and long life. Gradually I took him over, and made him my own. But I have rewarded him well’
‘She began to repeat the prayer that Thomni had taught her. “Om, mane, padme, hum, om, mane, padme, hum”’ – is this just a tribute to 'Planet of the Spiders'?
‘The effort required to do battle with the will of the Intelligence was distorting his face’ – does that mean he's gurning?
Who are these people? Jamie looks like his cousin from The Mind Robber, Victoria's got Polly's hair from The Macra Terror and Troughton's got Jon Pertwee's costume, stature, body and head. The Monk, to be fair, is a reasonable likeness of Pinter